*Steve Eiland & Jez – Photographed By: R.K Sloane

Holy shit! You are one of the worst drivers on this planet! lol
I could not help but consider that if one took enough trips with you, they would end up with a severe passenger phobia!!! Your decision to heed my screams was a wise one indeed. How the hell do you even possess a valid drivers license, my friend? I implore you to take some driving courses, for the sake of your future, and that of others! hehehe :D

Soooo anyway…Despite the fact that this journey was work oriented, I had a blast. I was genuinely surprised at all the sanctimonious bitching floating around. What the fuck? Elitist cunts who can find no greater pleasure in life, than to constantly bring everyone below ground level? Everything was paid for! What is to complain about again? Derrrr…

You are a riot to hang out with, sweetheart. Always so thoughtful about keeping our schedules intact. Even down to planning our meals! Awww! I loved my bento veggie treats! Cool cat, how did you know? :)

Thanks for making me laugh so very hard, and managing to keep the experience more than interesting.
Next time, I’ll do the driving though…

(*Fictional account on all accounts, except the Trip To LA part…lol)