Okay then…
On top of working on 5 separate projects at the moment…
I’ve just realized that I’m way too fucking busy to come up with a reason why it should even matter that I am giving away this free signed print.
So, this is the deal…

Write to me at the email addy above (on photo above- NOT my contact email) Tell me why you want one.
No strings attached, I’ll pick the best reason.
Therefore, I implore you to be cool about this, okay?
Keep in mind that I’m the one footing the bill for this endeavor, SO PLEASE:

a) Make your answer count the first time, with one entry per person (…or personae…) If I see a flood repeat of the same trolling email addy? You can expect a huge package of cow shit to arrive on your doorstep in the very near future ;)

b) *Due to the extremely graphic nature of my art, this is an exclusive giveaway open only to those +18 or older. So, along with your email entry, include your name, and DOB. If you win, we will at that time, exchange the actual address I’m sending this to.

c) I am going to run this giveaway offer until I find a reason good enough. So, make me care, kittehs! Make me want to take the effort to break away from my work, to wrap this baby up, and haul it to the post office for mailing.

“I NEED SOMETHING TO BELIEVE INNNNN AGAINNNNN” :D lol

d) Make your “reason” a reasonable length to read!!! Because, I am sure as fuck not going to sit here and read any entries which are too many pages long. Short sob stories are good. But, FAKE short sob stories are even better! :D
And…

F
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F
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Sob Stories…?
Are, hands down, the best.

e)

f)

g)

So yeah…That’s it…The rules. Simple enough.
When all is said and done? I will post the winning name, and all of their personal information here for everyone else to see. JUST KIDDING :) hehehe
You will have your choice from three different prints:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/29285568@N05/3405662762
http://www.flickr.com/photos/29285568@N05/3453657983
http://www.flickr.com/photos/29285568@N05/3456861048

I’ll be in touch soon enough.
Until then, keep yourselves busy and safe.

ps: *O YES~ If I even slightly sense that you are a kid trying to enter this giveaway, I am going to find out who your parents are, and tell them exactly what you are trying to acquire. In fact…if you are under 18, you have no business being on my site in the first place…SO SCRAM, BRAT~

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