Act I:

(Curtain Rises – ‘One Track Pony’ & ‘Wittle Bitty Hate Filled Kitteh’- Center Stage)

“I guess all of these emotional words you are directing into ‘the timeline,’ would have more meaning if I actually cared outside my interwebs portrayal, of someone who gives two flying fucks beyond facts and artistic presentation…”

“Online or Otherwise – What You, Or Anyone Else Thinks Of Me = Irrelevant. I never claimed to be anything other than an illusion. Capiche? ”

“With all of my fictitious representations, everything spells out as follows: I ‘honestly’ believe that every tweet I make is important, as are every one of yours. Furthermore, I get so fucking hurt by the things you say, because it clearly shames our whole ‘Etiquette Cult’ as a collective. And, do you even know how to be nice? Or at least portray someone who does??? Guh!”

(Curtain Closes – Actors Leave Stage)

Act II :

(Curtain Rises – ‘One Track Pony’ & ‘Wittle Bitty Hate Filled Kitteh’ – Center Stage)

“But, since I don’t care, and, am also VERY comfortable with how I choose to spend my time outside the bonds of ALL social networking sites? This platform banter becomes a bit like turning on the boobtube for another episode of ‘Marionette sprawling aimlessly @FootOfScreen’ ~ Ever pretending there exist no strings for others to yank the fuck off and write about, whenever they feel like stepping into the ring of free expression…”

“…So, yah, I’ll DEF let you know when I feel like tuning into another episode of: O’Noes Mz. Snarky “ALL CAPS” is back for another TWITTER TIRADE.”

“OIC! It’s like this gently taking your fist, and kindly puttin’em out of misery pitch? A story of righteous anger, enshrouded by acts of goodwill? Well, that explains everything then! Please continue!”

“It’s a power struggle biography with special twists of fate, entitled: Without Him, You Are Nothing. Get ready to play second fiddle once he’s bored of the way you fuck him…”

“Hey, Cherimoya KittehPuff? It’s only Act II – Try not to shatter yourself over there, okay? That’s correct! Last scene coming up soon! And, upcoming next, is what one refers to as ‘The Effective Art Of Manipulation’ – Got it? Action!”

“You can talk shit about everyone else, but they can’t talk shit about you??? Double edged hypocrisy doncha thunk? Ooooo! Youse guys and your watered down versions of WE LOVE SHITTING ON EVERYONE AT WILL/ BUT HEY! NO SHITTING ON US, YOU FUCKING STALKERS!

“It’s our lil secrets Cherimoya KittehPuff! You’re spying on me, just as much as I you. And, hey…it’s absolutely fine for you to scam your blind flocks, because the majority of them do not recognize truth anyway!”

“Yuk! Yuk!”

(Curtain Closes – Actors Exit Stage)

Act III:

(Curtain Rises – ‘One Track Pony’ & ‘Wittle Bitty Hate Filled Kitteh’ – Center Stage)

“Annnnd, we’re back! Curtain, Encore, Curtain! Places! Let’s Go!”

“Next up: Faymis ‘Hello Angry Kitty Grrrl’ takes stance – The display of HAKG as purring victim who remains soooo meticulously buckled & tucked into her safety seat, o’er backstageland. Decked out in sparkly pinafores, snackin‘ and droolin’ all over her flame broiled smoke encrusted binky. Taking pics to prove how great her life is, ever since he plucked her out from obscurity… ”

“You go girl! That’ll surely keep’em all interested beyond closed doors – Sans the facade of daddy’s adoring audience to watch over how your great music career pans out!”

“Think you can perhaps manage some more 140 characters of said ‘Original Rectum Munching / Show Stopping Retort? That is, since I spy you back, verily attempting cracks @PuttingOnAWordDance ~SLASH~ @ThrowingDownVerbaliciousModusOperandi ~SLASH~ insulting the person you presume @Me to be. Figured I might just throw in a request to get this shack shakin’ a bit…and reply bax for starters. Oh yeah: I am completely aware how you’ve stooped to even steeper extremes in this little internet charade…O but the webs we weaveeeee! ”

“Seriously now. Next thwack IS, I dare that you NOT repeat how muthahfuckin’ BADASS MAD CHARITABLE & INSIGHTFUL U R by way of 10,000 consecutive tweets – which also suggests ~SLASH~ childish playground barbs tirelessly flung about in perilous fashion…towards people who don‘t even fucking exist in your untouchable world…”

“O Wait…that is giving you too much credit, isn’t it? My sincerest apologies for making you move, when I say move! Next subject…”

“OK…I’ll dare to be so bold, so as to also speak my peace – since you’re once again here @MyDomain, reading up on my @Retort to your last spurts of boiling air fueled brainfart 2 finger reflexes…”

“I’m thinking that someone needs to give you some serious lessons on how to blow proper mind, dearie. Because, in my world: Immature ‘fat jibe’ insults, whilst riding in on the belly of pose able sugar daddy, doth not the slayers of dragon intellect make. Let’s just say, my virtual head is ‘like soooo’ half kauked on account of you, precioussssness.”

“RE: Dick Laurent is dead. So the fuck is Bill. Hence: Without twitter to grandstand your so called DEEP MINDED TWEETS, this so called ‘Hooker Entertainment’ #FAILS to even attract a ’Suitable For Mature Audiences Only’ rating.”

“OKIES darlin’ that about wraps up this week’s episode of – I REALLY NEED FOR YOU TO ACCEPT ME INTO YOUR CLUB, AND PLEASE DON’T THINK BAD THINGS ABOUT ME, OR I’LL
JUST FUCKING COMMIT SUICIDE…OR HATE YOU BACK…OR SOMETHING FUKKIN BAD. WAHHHH!”

“…We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming: Valley Of The Dolls IX – Starring Axl Rose as himself…”

 

(Lights Fade – Curtain Drops – Actors Wait on Stage For Encore)

FIN :D

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Alright Folks…Back to reality nowowowow! That was intense, huh? LOL :D
THE TRUTH IS: I am here working on my plexiglass panels, editing videos, updating the piñatas along with my million other unfinished projects! Argh!
Little by little, I am getting to all of it. Here’s a closer alternate peek at the plexipanel I just finished yesterday:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/29285568@N05/3606661030

Also sent out the print to the winner of my giveaway. See? Shiz is fooksin gettin done! :)
And, did you also look at the vimeo video link I posted above? You fuckinggggg MUST! It is hilarious! And, because it helped inspire this whole journal entry!
Here, I’ll post the link again:

http://vimeo.com/5003797

So damn funny. Okies…

And here is my profile on Vimeo for good measure:

http://vimeo.com/user482599

Just got around to posting some new ‘alternate’ video footage this last week too.
Doop! Time to get back to artmaking. The new week is here~
Take it easy.